I've got to say, there are a lot of owls around lately. Ever since the fourth kind came out, my views on owls have stretched dramatically. I went to a thrift shop- FILLED with owls. Owl fucking everything. Owl cup, owl shirt, owl clock, glass owls, clay owls, brass owls, owl coasters, owl brochue. There are owl eyes in designs all the time, owl feathers, pictures of owls everywhere, everwhere... Next thing I realize there are owls on top of buildings downtown. Those things are frakking everywhere. If owls really are mystical creatures that capable of many things, wtfuck are we doing?

Going after Simon Cowell, that's what.