This is my first blog. To be true to Taiwanese Snape, I write at least one essay or short story every week. I just wrote this, which actually happened, & there will be more entertaining blogs to come. It's small I know, but I'll have better ones up soon. Thanks for reading!

The assholes at taco bell drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were too small for them to see & weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything. We ended up getting food, but as we were eating minding our own business, the guy who got us food started up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc... then he said, & I quote, "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As we awkwardly laughed he broke out, "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."